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Friday, Feb 10

        The TSA has just announced that some airline travelers will have a “pre-screening option.”   ***  Their spouses can give
them a pat down before they leave home.

        Ralph Nader is urging Newt Gingrich to run on a “third party” ticket.   ***  He may as well; he’s already running on the “third
wife” ticket.

        Nokia is transferring its cell phone assembly operations from Europe to Asia.  ***   They’re in the process of negotiating
terms with the new work force;  there seem to be a few issues regarding morning cartoons and afternoon recess.
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