|High Impact Humor -- Bill's Pills
Bill's Pills Corporate Gift Program
|"Bill’s Pills Corporate Gift Program" e-mails clean, topical jokes to your clients and
customers every day for an entire year. This program is an extension of the successful
"Bill's Pills for Radio/TV," which continues to provide jokes to major radio and TV
|Great For Your Clients
|Great For You
|A Terrific Way to Start the Day!
Your clients will appreciate the opportunity to
start their day with a healthy dose of humor.
Bill’s Pills will be e-mailed in the evening and
will be waiting to greet your clients (or
patients or customers) as soon as they
access their e-mail in the morning.
With Bill’s Pills, you get your name, logo and
contact info in front of clients, patients and
targeted customers every weekday for an
Your clients will not only appreciate the
jokes, but they will also recognize that the
e-mail is a gift from you and that you are
helping them start their day on a bright note.
Your name will be associated with a “feel
|Fresh, Clean Jokes!
There are three brief jokes in each e-mail.
They are written daily and are on topics taken
from the news in the past 24 hours. The
jokes are clean and non-offensive.
The jokes are displayed as soon as the user
opens the e-mail. No attachments, no links,
You can have up to 100 customers included
on the mailing list for the base price. If you
don’t have the entire list at the beginning, you
can add names at any time throughout your
For your client, receiving Bill’s Pills will be
pure enjoyment. No advertisements, no
This package is only $499. For a mere 2
cents per contact you get...
Slightly incremental rates are available for gift
packages with hundreds--even thousands--
Since the sender and subject of the e-mail is
readily identifiable, your client will be able to
simply delete the e-mails on days when
there just isn’t time to read them.
Additionally, there is a “de-subscribe” option
included in every e-mail.