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Friday, July 3

        Newspaper publisher Gannett Co. is planning to cut 1,400 jobs.   ***  Actually, publishing companies don’t really terminate
people, they just edit the workforce.

        The California legislature has failed to approve a state budget, and officials are preparing to issue IOU’s in lieu of
payment.  ***  In true California fashion they will say things like, “IOU a surf board,” “IOU a hot tub,” “IOU a Pilates class”...

        Fashion designer Zandra Rhodes crashed her car into the front of a store in California.   ***   You know, if she wasn’t happy
with the window display...
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