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Friday, July 3 Newspaper publisher Gannett Co. is planning to cut 1,400 jobs. *** Actually, publishing companies don’t really terminate people, they just edit the workforce. The California legislature has failed to approve a state budget, and officials are preparing to issue IOU’s in lieu of payment. *** In true California fashion they will say things like, “IOU a surf board,” “IOU a hot tub,” “IOU a Pilates class”... Fashion designer Zandra Rhodes crashed her car into the front of a store in California. *** You know, if she wasn’t happy with the window display... |
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