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Friday, May 25

        Researchers at MIT have developed a new coating for glass that makes it easier to get ketchup out of the bottle.   ***   And
all those PhD students expect to put that technology to good use when they finally graduate and get jobs at McDonalds.

        According to the Menzies Research Institute, children are likely to suffer if their parents are long-term cigarette smokers.  
***  There’s less money left over for an allowance.

        Medical researchers have found that raising a patient’s level of “good cholesterol” does not necessarily lead to better
cardiovascular health.  ** *  In fact, they have now renamed it “so-so cholesterol.”
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