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Friday, July 30

        During his appearance on “The View,” President Obama said he did not recognize the name “Snooki” from the show
“Jersey Shore.”   ***   And he had to think for a minute before he could place the name “Biden.”

        Experts say Chelsea Clinton’s wedding could cost $3 million.   ***   And that doesn’t even include lawyer fees for the pre-nup.

        In their search for more land, the Amish people recently investigated Alaska but found it unacceptable.   ***  I think they lost
interest when Sarah Palin invited them to shoot moose from a helicopter.   
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