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Friday, Jan 20

       The Iranian government, which captured an American stealth drone back in December, refuses to return it but said it will
send President Obama a toy scale model of the aircraft.   ***   President Obama said he would, in return, send Iran a scale model
of a cruise missile... followed by a real one within 24 hours.

       A federal judge in Philadelphia has found a woman guilty of defrauding her employer out of a million dollars and then taking
her daughter to Disneyland.   ***   Just think, her boss could have avoided all that misery just by putting up a sign saying, “Must be
this tall to embezzle funds.”

       For single people there’s a new app developed by a British company that beams their cell phone signals into outer space
so they can meet alien life forms.  ***   Or, they can just check out the night clubs in Los Angeles.   
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