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Friday, Mar 12, 2010 A woman in New York is claiming that when the accelerator on her Prius got stuck she ran into a stone wall. *** Which was pretty much the experience of all the Prius owners who complained to their dealer. President Obama is donating his $1.4 million Nobel Peace Prize award to several charities. *** Part of it will go to a non- profit think tank that is trying to figure out how he won the Peace Prize in the first place. Tiger Woods has hired PR specialist Ari Fleischer, who had advised President George W. Bush on his public image. *** Well, hopefully Mr. Fleischer has learned from past mistakes. For example, Tiger should not hang up a banner that says, “Mission Accomplished.” |
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